One of the least touted features of Bash (and several other shells) is the ability to write your own loadables, and have the shell run them as builtins.
Lets say you write the loadable 'on' .. and you want it to work like this:
on node 123 run some command
on class nodes run some command
on all nodes run some command
... etc ..
You can follow simple examples on how to write a loadable, then enable it as a bash built in via enable -f /path/to/loadable loadable_name
So in our case, enable -f /opt/bash/loadables/on on
... in your bashrc , and you've got it.
So, if you want to have bash interpret your spiffy new language natively, you would write a loadable named 'use' or 'switch_to', then modify the parser to load a different grammar / runtime if a certain environment variable was set.
I.e.:
#/bin/bash
switch_to my-way-cool-language
funkyfunc Zippy(int p) [[
jive.wassup(p) ]]
Most people are not going to want to hack their shell, however. I did want to point out that facilities exist to take Bash and make it the way you want it, without fiddling too much with core code.
See /path-to-bash-source/examples/loadables, you might be able to get that to fly where you work, since you're still using Bash.