I've been trying to remember the details of the following anecdote:
[Some guy] divined the principles of object-oriented programming by examining 80 lines of Simula source, which he mistook to be a degenerate form of Algol.
Who was the programming god that performed this epic feat? Kay, Stroustrup, Torvalds, someone else? Was it 80 lines? Was it Simula? What references confirm the story?
I thought the tale came from the Jargon file, but can't find it there.