I've tried to be sneaky and set a var in an IE6 conditional comment; then use an if (is IE6) { do nothing } else { do these effects }; to no avail.
It was ignoring my calls to show/hide. I saw a few things where IE6 sucks with show/hide, so I tried adding hide/show classes to no avail as well.
Any help would be greatly appreciated and finish off my IE debugging.
http://paste.pocoo.org/show/234287/
Bonus Points: If you can explain how to get my portfolio section to show up in IE6 in the first place. :( Entire page: http://paste.pocoo.org/show/234301/