Client insists that users see disclaimer/legal/iAccept screen/text on their way into the web application. Same Client already perceives users as not reading that sort of text when presented with it.
How do you design/decorate/etc this sort of screen/text in a web application so that users will actually read the content?
I'm hoping someone has something truly and consistently effective, as most everything I've seen isn't effective -- users just blindly click buttons and move on. I can't just out and out anger the users along the way, but I'm interested in even the most creative UI ideas to get them to read.
EDIT: The text all fits on one screen. It's not just ooodles and ooodles of text.