Here is what i'm trying to accomplish....
I need to be able to register elements that aren't part of the DOM when they are created.
here is the syntax i'm trying to synthesize
$(document).ready(function(){
$('#virtualControl').registerControl(function(){ alert('do something'); });
// simulate adding the control to the dom
$('#virtualControls').append($("<a id='virtualControl'>Virtual</a>"));
$(document).trigger('render'); // at this point it should call the fn that was passed in to the 'register control' function
});