i achieved it with the following (excuse some app-specific code in there):
routes.rb:
  map.connect '/:type/*facets', :controller => 'events', :action => 'facets'
events_controller.rb:
def facets
    @events = find_by_facets(params[:facets], params[:type])
    render :action => "index"
  end
application_controller.rb:
def find_by_facets(facets, type = nil)
query = type.nil? ? "Event" : "Event.is('#{type.singularize.capitalize}')"
for i in (0..(facets.length - 1)).step(2)
  query += ".#{facets[i]}('#{facets[i+1].to_word.capitalize_words}')"
end
@events = eval(query)
end
event.rb:
  named_scope :in, lambda { |city| { :conditions => { :location => city } } }
  named_scope :about, lambda {
      |category| {
          :joins => :category,
          :conditions => ["categories.name = ?", category]
      }
  }
  named_scope :with, lambda {
      |speaker| {
          :joins => :speakers,
          :conditions => ["speakers.name = ?", speaker]
      }
  }
  named_scope :on, lambda {
      |tag| {
          :joins => :tags,
          :conditions => ["tags.name = ?", tag]
      }
  }
  named_scope :is, lambda {
      |type| {
          :joins => :type,
          :conditions => ["types.name = ?", type]
      }
  }
this gives me URLs like /conferences/in/salt_lake_city/with/joe_shmoe or /lectures/about/programming/with/joe_splo/, in no particular order.  win!