Essentially the only thing I can deploy to my deployment machine is a JAR file. I can't install JRuby, nor can I install Glassfish or Tomcat.
Is it possible to package up a Rails application (including Rails, vendored, of course) to a JAR file such that I can do
c:\my_server> java rails_app.jar
and have it run WEBRick or Mongrel within the JVM?