Here's what I have now:
Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^([^/]+)/([^/]+)(.*)$ /$3?$1=$2 [N,QSA]
This turns www.any.com/x/20/y/30 into www.any.com/index.php?x=20&y=30
(while ignoring existing directories - thank you so much Gumbo!!)
RewriteRule ^([^/]+)/([^/]+)(.*)$ /$3?$1&$2 [N,QSA]
This tweak allows me to go: www.any.com/x/y=30 and accomplish the same results but with x having no value. I love having this option, but I have to do two variables at a time or I get a page not found for the odd variable. So www.any.com/x/y=20/z would give me "url /z not found!"
Any thoughts on how I can get it to rewrite basically every folder into a request variable? Thanks, guys.