Hah. "I never plan on having more than 1 connection open per PHP script."
I remember the last time I said that. It was back in 'ought three. I was a young whippersnapper then, much like yourself. Full of spit and vinegar. Why do something if I don't have to? That was the prevailing wisdom in our little dot-com startup. "Just get it done!" we'd shout. Also, we wore onions on our belts.
Well... time came that I added a quick little statistics database in to the main site. Nothing special, just wanted some stats tracked separately. I figured I'd re-use the database wrapper. It was a good wrapper for it's time! Abstracted out all the database functions I'd need. But as soon as I added it in there, some wacky things started happening. It didn't make sense. I had two separate database wrapper objects... two separate connections! How could they affect each other? But then users would be logged out randomly. Sessions would fail. Sometimes a key update would go bad. Some queries ran on the wrong databases. Dogs and cats started living together! It was mass hysteria!
If only I had specified that connector originally. If only I had kept them specific, so pg_query would know which one to use. So much data loss could have been prevented. So many good tuples... so much good data. Lost. Lost...
*sniff *