I have written wordpress plugins and the magic that they rely on is "Variable Function Names". For instance this is valid php, in which the function call phpinfo() will be called:
$func_name="phpinfo";
$func_name();
This allows developer to "Hook" function calls, as in override them with their own functions without having change the rest of the application. Linux Kernel modules are all about "hooking", they wouldn't work without this behavior.
Unfortunately for PHP variable function names are a disgusting hack that consumes a lot of resources. All functions in a name space are put in a list and this list has to be searched though before the function is called, this is O(log2(n)). Also keep in mind that Variable Function Names can not be accelerated properly in HipHop although the code will still be transformed into valid C++. A better approach would be to re-declare functions like you can in python which would be O(1) complexity, but the PHP development team HATES this idea (Yes, I've asked for this feature!).
Good luck!