Locally, on my xampp installation, the Zend folder is under PEAR\Zend, and Pear is in the include path. So when I do require_once "Zend\Date.php" there is no problem.
However, on my domain (Hostmonster), that's not the case. I have no idea where the Zend folder is, although doing phpinfo(); seems to indicate that Zend Framework is definitely available. I asked the host, and they told me to include zend_extension="/usr/local/Zend/lib/Optimizer-3.3.9/php-5.2.x/ZendOptimizer.so" at the bottom of the php.ini file, which didn't help at all.
Also, I don't know what that statement in the php.ini file even does. Could anyone please help?