beanstalkd is playing tricks on me. As you can see from the following series of commands, there are ready jobs, but I cant peek, delete, or do anything with them.
watch ab_similar_sync_node
WATCHING 1
stats-tube ab_similar_sync_node
OK 272
---
name: ab_similar_sync_node
current-jobs-urgent: 0
current-jobs-ready: 8521
current-jobs-reserved: 0
current-jobs-delayed: 0
current-jobs-buried: 0
total-jobs: 205999
current-using: 0
current-watching: 1
current-waiting: 0
cmd-pause-tube: 0
pause: 0
pause-time-left: 0
peek-ready
NOT_FOUND