Nice piece of PHP code for decorating a wall

Question

We are looking for a way to decorate one or two of our white walls of our new office.
For the top floor where PHP developers are working we thought a piece of good looking and interesting PHP code would be fun.

Anyone willing to help us out?

The available walls: Wall nr 1: http://flic.kr/p/8sKDja Wall nr 2: http://flic.kr/p/8sNGFq

Please keep in mind the available space on the walls.

thanks

Answer 1

Mayflower gives away free Zend Framework posters and Sektions1 gives away free PHP Security posters. That would make useful wall decorations.

Answer 2

yes here is the code for u

class phpdeveloper{
    $human_being;
    $machine;
    function bored(){
        echo "search for top 10 sexy models";
    } 
    function working_mood(){
        echo "ignore documentation";
    }
    function angry_on_boss(){
        if(male){ echo "kiss him" }else if(female){ echo "kiss him in front of wife"; }
    }
    function clients_give_tension(){
        echo "give him tension back --> cannot be done ";
    }
    function wife_tension(){
        echo "flirt with other girls online and remove your tension"
    }
}

hope this helps you can edit code as per interest :)

Answer 3

PHP is often not a pretty language. As far as interesting examples, you may be able to find something in the StackOverflow code golf question series.

I would either browse your own code base, or pull from some meaningful third-party project (WordPress would be my personal choice).