vanity-url

How can I create a persistent vanity URL in DotNetNuke?

I'm not aware of a solution for implementing custom persistent vanity URLs (my term, not sure if thats what they're really called) in DotNetNuke. Does anyone know of a solution? It can be configuring the core, using a third party module, or a suggestion of how to write it from scratch. Here is what I'm thinking: I want to point people...