A: 

One solution just occurred to me, but I still need to iron out the bugs:

Since the session start is stored in the cookie, I can have a function that, prior to any ajax request, checks to see if the cookie is set to expire. If it is, I can just reload the page they are on, using the same URL, and that will hit the session-expired page.

Anthony
On the other hand, I am still left wondering if there IS in fact a way to push the entire page toward the redirect in the moment that the server returns it, rather than having to use a redirect URL (which isn't an option.)
Anthony