Is it possible to programmatically convert regular English into English haiku? Or is this something too complicated to contemplate? I have a feeling that this is a lot more involved than a Pig Latin formatter.
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            Pig Latin is text substitution. Haiku is poetry.
Find a regular expression to convert prose to poetry and you'll be rich.
                  John at CashCommons
                   2009-11-25 20:59:23
                
              
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            You'd first need to find a way to count the number of syllables in a given word, take a look at the answers in Detecting Syllables in a Word.
Keep in the mind the top voted answer references an entire thesis, so this is definitely more involved than a pig latin formatter.
                  Brandon
                   2009-11-25 21:01:35
                
              
                
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            This previously asked question basically comes to the same conclusion Brandon does: it's not nearly as easy as you might think.
                  JohnK813
                   2009-11-25 21:55:06
                
              
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            Must count syllables
Need nature references
Haiku's not easy
                  David Thornley
                   2009-11-25 22:09:36
                
              
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            Pig Latin is easy.
Haiku is much different.
Syllables, not words.
                  R. Bemrose
                   2009-11-25 22:17:32