This could work:
<?php
class FooFactory
{
private static $foo;
private function __construct()
{
}
public static function getInstance()
{
return self::$foo ? self::$foo : (self::$foo = new FooFactory());
}
public static function destroyInstance()
{
self::$foo = null;
}
public function __call($fn, $args)
{
if (!method_exists(self::$foo, $fn) || $fn[0] == "_")
throw new BadMethodCallException("not callable");
call_user_func_array(array(self::$foo, $fn), $args);
}
# function hidden since it starts with an underscore
private function _listen()
{
}
# private function turned public by __call
private function speak($who, $what)
{
echo "$who said, '$what'\n";
}
}
$foo = FooFactory::getInstance();
$foo->speak("cat", "meow");
$foo->_listen(); # won't work, private function
FooFactory::destroyInstance();
$foo->speak("cow", "moo"); # won't work, instance destroyed
?>
Obviously it is a hack.