First of all, thank you guys. You always know how to direct me when I can't even find the words to explain what the heck I'm trying to do.
The default values of the columns on a couple of my tables need to be equal the result of some complicated calculations on other columns in other tables. My first thought is to simply have the column default value equal the result of a stored procedure. I would also have one or more of the parameters pulled from the columns in the calling table.
I don't know the syntax of how to do it though, and any time the word "stored" and "procedure" land next to each other in google I'm flooded with info on Parameter default values and nothing relating to what I actually want.
Half of that was more of a vent than a question...any ideas though? And plz plz don't say "Well, you could use an On-Insert Trigger to..."