If Ruby gets invited to a party and brings:
foobarobject.send('foomethod')
.. and Python gets invited to the same party and brings:
getattr(foobarobject, 'foomethod')()
.. what does PHP have to bring to the party?
Bonus question: If Ruby and Python got jealous of PHP's party-favors, what English terms would they search for in PHP's documentation in order to talk about it behind PHP's back?