Alright, I found a way to accomplish what I was after. Strap in, this is going to get bumpy.
So the basic problem is to take a string with two kinds of delimiters: entries and values. Each entry represents a set of values, and I wanted to turn the string into a table with one column for each value per entry. I tried to make this a UDF, but the necessity for a temporary table and dynamic SQL meant it had to be a stored procedure.
CREATE PROCEDURE [dbo].[ParseValueList]
(
@parseString varchar(8000),
@itemDelimiter CHAR(1),
@valueDelimiter CHAR(1)
)
AS
BEGIN
SET NOCOUNT ON;
IF object_id('tempdb..#ParsedValues') IS NOT NULL
BEGIN
DROP TABLE #ParsedValues
END
CREATE TABLE #ParsedValues
(
EntryID int,
[Rank] int,
Pair varchar(200)
)
So that's just basic set up, establishing the temp table to hold my intermediate results.
;WITH
E1(N) AS (SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1 UNION ALL
SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1 UNION ALL
SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1 UNION ALL SELECT 1),--Brute forces 10 rows
E2(N) AS (SELECT 1 FROM E1 a, E1 b), --Uses a cross join to generate 100 rows (10 * 10)
E4(N) AS (SELECT 1 FROM E2 a, E2 b), --Uses a cross join to generate 10,000 rows (100 * 100)
cteTally(N) AS (SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER (ORDER BY N) FROM E4)
That beautiful piece of SQL comes from SQL Server Central's Forums and is credited to "a guru." It's a great little 10,000 line tally table perfect for string splitting.
INSERT INTO #ParsedValues
SELECT ItemNumber AS EntryID, ROW_NUMBER() OVER (PARTITION BY ItemNumber ORDER BY ItemNumber) AS [Rank],
SUBSTRING(Items.Item, T1.N, CHARINDEX(@valueDelimiter, Items.Item + @valueDelimiter, T1.N) - T1.N) AS [Value]
FROM(
SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER (ORDER BY T2.N) AS ItemNumber,
SUBSTRING(@parseString, T2.N, CHARINDEX(@itemDelimiter, @parseString + @itemDelimiter, T2.N) - T2.N) AS Item
FROM cteTally T2
WHERE T2.N < LEN(@parseString) + 2 --Ensures we cut out once the entire string is done
AND SUBSTRING(@itemDelimiter + @parseString, T2.N, 1) = @itemDelimiter
) AS Items, cteTally T1
WHERE T1.N < LEN(@parseString) + 2 --Ensures we cut out once the entire string is done
AND SUBSTRING(@valueDelimiter + Items.Item, T1.N, 1) = @valueDelimiter
Ok, this is the first really dense meaty part. The inner select is breaking up my string along the item delimiter (the comma), using the guru's string splitting method. Then that table is passed up to the outer select which does the same thing, but this time using the value delimiter (the colon) to each row. The inner RowNumber (EntryID) and the outer RowNumber over Partition (Rank) are key to the pivot. EntryID show which Item the values belong to, and Rank shows the ordinal of the values.
DECLARE @columns varchar(200)
DECLARE @columnNames varchar(2000)
DECLARE @query varchar(8000)
SELECT @columns = COALESCE(@columns + ',[' + CAST([Rank] AS varchar) + ']', '[' + CAST([Rank] AS varchar)+ ']'),
@columnNames = COALESCE(@columnNames + ',[' + CAST([Rank] AS varchar) + '] AS Value' + CAST([Rank] AS varchar)
, '[' + CAST([Rank] AS varchar)+ '] AS Value' + CAST([Rank] AS varchar))
FROM (SELECT DISTINCT [Rank] FROM #ParsedValues) AS Ranks
SET @query = '
SELECT '+ @columnNames +'
FROM #ParsedValues
PIVOT
(
MAX([Value]) FOR [Rank]
IN (' + @columns + ')
) AS pvt'
EXECUTE(@query)
DROP TABLE #ParsedValues
END
And at last, the dynamic sql that makes it possible. By getting a list of Distinct Ranks, we set up our column list. This is then written into the dynamic pivot which tilts the values over and slots each value into the proper column, each with a generic "Value#" heading.
Thus by calling EXEC ParseValueList
with a properly formatted string of values, we can break it up into a table to feed into our purposes! It works (but is probably overkill) for simple key:value pairs, and scales up to a fair number of columns (About 50 at most, I think, but that'd be really silly.)
Anyway, hope that helps anyone having a similar issue.
(Yeah, it probably could have been done in something like SQLCLR as well, but I find a great joy in solving problems with pure SQL.)