I'm trying to update our installer so a user can simply double-click on a file and have all the dependencies and our software installed easily. This is a suite of applications that will are deployed on a clean Ubuntu 8.04 installation. I have investigated making a .deb file, but listing the dependencies doesn't work because there is no Internet access available. And, any script that would set up a local apt repository would still need to be run from the command line. Is there a way to put a deb file inside of a deb file?
I know many companies ship shell scripts that you have to chmod +x, then execute. This is not acceptable. It is ridiculous that this isn't possible; especially considering the distribution and architecture is fixed.