Humor in code

Question

When you are writing code or naming products, which sources of cultural references are you most likely to draw from? Which reference sources do you think are more likely to be universally understood?

For example when findbugs sees that you've implemented equals() without overriding hashCode() it suggest that you implement it by returning 42 (a reference from HHGTTG)

Or why we have big endian vs little endian encoding, referencing Gulliver's Travels

Not that we should act unprofessionally with our code, but if you going to tell a person that they could only (watch/read/...) one (book/movie/show/...) which one would allow them to 'get' the most jokes?

Answer 1

I used quotes from Office Space as strings in unit tests.

Answer 2

Not really a cultural reference, but I'm fond of using the HTML blink tag in my Javadoc.

Answer 3

I think one of the funnier ones I've seen is a perl function that had a hash named ofTheJedi (instead of some generic "this holds data" name).

Then only reason it was named that way was so the return statement was 'return %ofTheJedi'.

I've seen lots of HHGTTG references, lots of star wars references, and the odd Dr Who/Battlestar reference.

Answer 4

There's a database connection manager class in one particularly horrid third party app I work on. Every instance is called "connman".

While I'm sure it wasn't intentional humor, it seems appropriate. Sometimes, especially late at night, we break out laughing when we come across one of these.

Answer 5

One wingnut I had the pleasure of working with used to work in the names of his ex-girlfriends to variable names.

Dim Jessica as String

Ugh.

Answer 6

Monty Python references. But then, I'm a Python programmer.

Answer 7

There are so many funny comments in the OS-world. I like this one:

return(0); // Another brick in the -Wall

(It is one of those returns that never could be reached.)

Answer 8

I try to avoid doing that. Can make it more difficult for others with different backgrounds to maintain the code.

Answer 9

23, 42, 69

For extra obscurity, I sometimes convert them to hex before.

Answer 10

In unit tests, I'll do HHGTTG, Office Space, Idiocracy and occasionally (only occasionally) Star Wars references.

In my production code, no. No way. I try to keep that as professional as possible, down to the comments -- at least what gets checked in. Not only does it make my life easier when I'm maintaining it six months down the road, but it makes the lives of anyone else who has to maintain it easier. Humor has a place; in my mind production code isn't it.

(That said, I'm not above a little easter egg in an about box with some humor -- as long as it's zero-impact on the application's functionality.)

Answer 11

It might be funny in the code that you write, but it's maddening to debug someone else's code that's littered with this kind of trite.

Answer 12

Another one I used to enjoy when I did COM programming was to place the following above a QueryInterface call:

// QueryInterface for the Straighty Interface

or, alternately:

// QI for the Straight Guy

Answer 13

This wasn't used in any program, I just thought it was funny.

<?php
$iShower = $_GET['clean'];
if ($iShower) {
     echo getdate();
}
?>

Answer 14

for(int c = 0; c < 10;)
{
   c++; // < get it?  c++ ?  it's so... literal
}

Answer 15

My test data for Gliffy's API is all based on Simpsons and Futurama. For example, the account named "BurnsODyne" has diagrams like "Reactor Control UI", "Mayoral LAN", "SNPP Domain Mode", and "Booze Database Design". A personal account owned by "[email protected]" has a flowchart called "Circuitous Plan to Get Hands Back". Test data just has to be kept interesting. I actually made them realistic, too:

![SNPP Domain Model] (http://www.naildrivin5.com/davec/SNPP.jpg).

Answer 16

So this isn't directly answering the question - but definitely is good not to take yourself to seriously when you're programming - have a good time and don't worry - that proverbial next programmer will be smart enough to figrure out what's going on regardless your oddball sense of humor.

Had a senior project I was working on for my under-grad degree - we had a "project manager" who also participated in some of the coding. I was almost in tears when he took personallly a comment I made about "the stupid database" or something like that - he thought I needed counseling or something (not that I don't)... but again, let's not take ourselves to seriously, cause no one else does.. :)

Answer 17

This is definitely not mine, but the Sun hme driver provides lots of fun!

http://kerneltrap.org/node/542

Answer 18

We have a series of scripts that manage our automated promotion process named Travis and Franz (for no particular reason aside from the whims of the programmer who named them), and a cleanup script named Alice (from the maid in the Brady Bunch).

Answer 19

I giggle every time I shorten "Assembly" to "ass" in .net:

var myAss = this.GetType().Assembly;

Answer 20

I've never done it in code for work, but when I was in school I always enjoyed overly long acronyms for my app names. Also, recursive ones are fun. I named one MOOVIE - Movie Object Oriented Visual Information Exchange.

Answer 21

One of my favourites that I have come across:

my $ofTheJedi = x;
return $ofTheJedi;

Answer 22

This is from the app we're currently working on. For all fans of dodgy 80's pop:

if($res) {
    $karma = $res['Karma']['karma']; // karma karma karma chameleon
}

Answer 23

In the days when Pascal was a popular teaching language and a common exercise was to write a program to output graphics using a pen printer (one of those that moves a pen across a page, raising and lowering the pen to draw) we had a lecturer who used to delight in the pointing out the pitfalls of the convention of naming pascal variables by joining words and in fixing capitals, i.e. the common boolean variable name :-

PenIsUp

Answer 24

I prefer unintentional humor...

Legacy code is perfect for that.

Dim intOrderID AS Long

Or sometimes when the comments have long ago become out of sync with the code they were referring to.

Reality truly is stranger than fiction....

Answer 25

A friend of mine wrote a program that would communicate with another via two pipes. One for each communication direction (send/receive). The variable that held the descriptor/handle for the pipe for receiving data was named "bagpipe".

Answer 26

My favourite: 42, second place: Towel. And just to show that I have read other books too (3 or 6, depending on the way you count): Precioussssss...

Answer 27

Microsoft Code has lots of good comments (Taken from Windows 2000)

// The specific idiot in this case is Office95, which likes
// to free a random pointer when you start Word95 from a desktop
// shortcut.

or:

private\genx\shell\inc\prsht.w:
// we are such morons. Wiz97 underwent a redesign between IE4 and IE5

private\shell\ext\ftp\ftpdrop.cpp:
// We have to do this only because Exchange is a moron.

private\shell\shdoc401\unicpp\desktop.cpp:
// We are morons. We changed the IDeskTray interface between IE4

private\shell\browseui\itbar.cpp:
// should be fixed in the apps themselves. Morons!

Or:

private\shell\ext\tweakui\genthunk.c:
/* CallProc32W is insane. It's a variadic function that uses
* the pascal calling convention. (It probably makes more sense
* when you're stoned.) */

Finally, this makes you wonder about the build process over at MS:

/*       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *       !!!!!!!IF YOU CHANGE TABS TO SPACES, YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!!!!!
 *       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOING SO F**KS THE BUILD PROCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *       !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 */

Answer 28

It's all fun and games, until a bug makes your attempt at humor visible to the customers...

Answer 29

Well, when just testing stuff out I used to name my command objects Arnold:) That and a lot of swearing in test strings:P

Answer 30

If you're going to put jokes in your code, PLEASE for God's sake do it in the comments. There's nothing more annoying than variables or methods with "hilarious" names. It really does make the code more difficult to understand.

But I'm all for funny comments. (And there's more to humor than referencing obscure TV shows.)

Answer 31

Personally, I keep the comments straight forward and to the point... The svn check-in logs however... recently full of references to Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

Answer 32

This didn't directly relate to the code in the script, but I wrote a VBScript called psexecWizard. It basically called psexec en-mass based on some database criteria and did some other random/cool stuff. In between the functions, I made comparisons between psexecWizard and "Pinball Wizard". Other wizard references eventually cropped up (allusions to the Washington Wizards, Wizards of the Coast, and Harry Potter, boy wizard).

sample:

' Pinball Wizard was written by Pete Townshend of "The Who".  Dan Coates* wrote PsExec_wizard.  According
' to both authors, each item was "the most clumsy piece of writing [he'd] ever done."

' * Not the more famous Dan Coates that wrote "Lean on Me", but the less famous one who was in a
' a cappella group YouTube video performing Nintendo songs.

Answer 33

There is an xkcd forum thread with quite a nice collection of Funniest/Most Annoying Code Comments

Answer 34

I like belittling my programmer-colleagues in my code comments. It makes me feel better, and also tells me whether anyone reads my comments.

Answer 35

I don't know about anything funny.. but it's always a hoot to lie in your comments. Not little white lies, but huge blatant ones.

'//do not remove following code or app will stop running
Dim n as string
For n = 1 to 10000000
   n = n & rnd()
Next

Answer 36

Ok, not actually real production code, more compilable doggerel...

public class MohammedAli {
  float like_a_butterfly;
  string like_a_bee;
}

and the somewhat more elaborate:

public class LunchOrder {
    double cheeseburger;
    char grilled;
    long drink;
    short cake;
}

Answer 37

I once saw an especially clever comment used Morse code as an implicit message....

// .... . .-.. .-.. ---  .-- --- .-. .-.. -..
// begin section
// .... . .-.. .-.. ---  .-- --- .-. .-.. -..

Love it... +1 with sentiment that shenanigans should be in comments and not variable names.

Answer 38

My favorite is a comment a co-worker added to a safe-delete function we had in c++. It was very hackish, but it protected from some null problems in a code-base that wasn't checking nulls often enough.

    class WidgetBase
    {

      void SafeDelete()
      {
        if (this)
          delete this;
/*
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them. 
*/
      }
    }

Answer 39

I would say, stay away from humor in code unless your program is written in lolcode.

lolcode.com

Answer 40

Once I was going through some old application code for maintenance and I came across these comments within an empty function block:

"Alex will be coming tomorrow to write code here." It was commented with a very old date. Obviously, something happened to Alex or else it would not have remained empty.

I was curious and made some enquiries about Alex with some old timers. One of the guys mentioned that it might have been the guy who admitted he could not code from Day 1 and needed some training. He was fired the same day.

Not sure what happened to the guy who put the comments in the first place.

Answer 41

I'll throw in random stuff when I'm working on a very difficult problem, due to my inability to think of appropriate variable names. I tend to try and tell a story to keep my excitement

$self = new User();
while($self->hungry()) {
    $bacon = $pig.Substr(...);
    $breakfast = getValue() + $bacon;
    $self->feed($breakfast);
}

Answer 42

When ever I test a system that needs information about people I always use The Simpsons characters. There are lots of them and when I see "Ned Flanders 132 Evergreen Terrace. Springfield MA I know it's one i created.
(yes, I know it's the wrong state but I'm from MA and it's a debatable issue) It's also fun to see which of my co-workes notices it first.

Answer 43

SEX (SignEXtend) mnemonics was removed from the Assembly language for Intel microprocessors but ANL and ORL (Logical-And and Logical-Or) were allowed.

Answer 44

I sometimes use a pattern where a temp table has a boolean column named Kevorkian, initialized to true for all records. The process does some fancy dancing wherein records may be added, and Kevorkian may be set to false for certain existing records. Finally, a delete query removes all records where Kevorkian is still true.

I tried to think of a more serious name for a flag that means "after careful and mature consideration, this record still wishes to commit suicide" but Kevorkian was the best I could do.

-Al.

Answer 45

Geeky pop culture things. Like Johnathan Coulton songs, or an XKCD comic. Maybe an obscure video game reference (like Leroy Jenkins or something). Generally my source code humor comes from whatever tickles my fancy at the moment.

Answer 46

We named an internal application LIGERS. Needless to say, we were thrilled to be able to fit in a reference to Napoleon Dynamite.

Answer 47

Wow. Just wow. This thread is awesome. I personally like a bit of humour in code, it keeps me awake on those extra early mornings when the 9:30 scrum is a bit too early.

On my last job we had a particularly colourful couple of coders who liked to get subtle jabs in through the comments. My favourite was one that had an excellent swear density, about every 4th word, and a blatant statement that he a) did not want to write this code and b) we would be better off using another product.

I thought the swearing might be a bit much but hey that little chunk of code could get me through even the most boring meetings.

Answer 48

// every time you call this a kitten dies somewhere

O(n³) method follows...

Answer 49

I came across a quite funny method, used seriously in the code, it made me laugh. :D. It did something, but it was hard to decipher what it did.

void Foo() {

// Some spaghetti code here 

}

Apparently there was no method 'Bar', I was disappointed.

Answer 50

I usually write very straight-edge code, and try to name things as clearly as possible. But sometimes a good, logical name turns out to be funny.

I was building a "safe search" filter for a popular online video site. You may have used it. It just keeps the sexier videos out of your sight unless you explicitly toggle your settings to include them.

So I needed to name a method for bringing the sexy videos back into the user's video queries.

I couldn't help myself:

UserManager.bringSexyBack();

It's in production. Millions of people bringSexyBack() every day.

Answer 51

One of my favorites was a file with in the header something like
// Author: Mike
and a bit later, in a function, something like
// Mike: whoever wrote this code should be put against the wall and shot

Anyway, be very careful about being too clever. Blowing off steam in comments is fun, but maintainability should always trump funny. Never, ever, try to be clever with variable naming.

Answer 52

Got some nice comments with no reference at all :)

'2002 07 22 [Jon] Temporary fudge for AMEX
'2005-02-23 [Dominik] Temporary is relative ;)

(It's still in there ;) )

Answer 53

We had a project whose title abbreviated to AU, so quite a few (private) functions were

gold_this() { ...}

or

gold_that() { ...}

after the chemical symbol ...

It was humour, although not particularly funny.

Answer 54

I had written some code that needed to know if the person reported last month had passed on during the month. I created the method ISeeDeadPeople(...) as bool

Answer 55

I just found this Stored Procedure in our database.

ALTER PROCEDURE ORly 
AS

print ' {o,o}'
print ' |)__)'
print ' -"-"-'
print 'O RLY?'
print ' '
print '{o.o}'
print '|)_(|'
print '-"-"-'
print 'YA RLY'
print ' '
print ' {o,o}'
print ' (__(|'
print ' -"-"-'
print 'NO WAI!'

Answer 56

I've always waited for the occasion to write the following comment inside a C++ class declaration with private members and friend classes:

// Only friends are allowed to see each other's private members.

Answer 57

Taken from the xkcd comic Random Number

int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4; //chosen by fair dice roll.
              //guaranteed to be random.
}

Answer 58

There's some code at work along the lines of:

date midnight midnight = date("8:00")

Answer 59

I worked with someone who put a variable named NotSoFastMonkeyBoy in the application. This popped up in an error message where some customers could see it. Management was not amused.

At the same place was a library for making multi-step wizards and named everything according to a wizard theme. Each page of the wizard was a spell, all the spells were in a grimoire, and the current page was pointed to by a wand.

Answer 60

Once, a couple of years ago, I was working with some custom XML for an installer. In my late night frustration I just couldn't figure out why this one "feature" wouldn't work. That is, until I got this error message:

The Product element contains an unexpected child element 'Bastard'.

This was totally unintended and has kept me laughing to this day...

Answer 61

To answer your question, I suspect Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy is the single book from which the most programmer humor comes from, but that may just be personal experience. I have seen very many comments and variable names that came from there.

But other than that, we're all over the board on our references... I remember seeing one comment in a chunk of perl code that had given the developer a lot of trouble:

# Touch this code and die like Biggie and Tupac
.
.
.
# /Touch

Answer 62

Magic number in Java class files: 0xCAFEBABE

[localhost ~]$ hexdump -C Foo.class  | head
00000000  ca fe ba be 00 00 00 31  00 46 0a 00 14 00 1f 09  |Êþº¾...1.F......|

Answer 63

The funniest thing I ever saw was in a c# application to replay captured drawings on the screen. In between the individual drawing of the samples of pen positions was a call to a function waitABit();, which was defined as follows:

void waitABit()
{
  for(int i = 0 ; i < 1000000 ; i++);
}

Answer 64

In java code of huge old application I saw quite funny comment

// Fellow, modify this method if you understand EVERY SINGLE LINE in it

Answer 65

I've twice had to create a Log class for message logging. Both times I put this comment in the class header:

// What rolls down stairs
// alone and in pairs
// and flattens the neighbor's dog?
// What's great for a snack
// and fits on your back?
// It's log, Log, LOG!

Answer 66

In my younger days When writing one-off perl programs I admit I had a penchant for just emitting code with colloquial meanings like:

open(FOO,"...") or die horribly;

or

foo() until $hell_freezes_over;

Though, that said, I try to make very few cultural references in my code.

Answer 67

When I was using VB6, I often had my error handling look like:

On Error GoTo Hell

I used it again when writing code in VBA for access. My then very Christian manager nearly had a heart attack when he saw it, and made me change it :(

Answer 68

My favorite, and one I now sometimes borrow was seeing this in a Makefile:

love :  
     echo "not war"

Answer 69

Looking through some code from earlier this year, I found some silly comments.

In a C file that converted to/from Roman numerals, the "last update" timestamp had the year written in Roman numerals. That was the only file in the project that had it. Later on, in another number crunching file, it included some things regarding the above-mentioned Roman numerals:

#include "roman.h" //He has a wife, you know... Know what's she called?"

There's also a function I first encountered in Nethack and lovingly adopted: strkitten(char*,char);

Answer 70

I have a habit of making testing values the names of fictional countries. Leading to several co-workers playing "guess the movie" once.

Answer 71

Here's another one:

while ("my guitar gently weeps") {
...
}

Answer 72

A certain project I worked on had a LOT of complicated, big-ball-of-mud code. One of the older functions is prefixed by a quote from Through the Looking Glass:

/* "It seems very pretty," Alice said when she had finished it,
    "but it's rather hard to understand! Somehow it seems 
    to fill my head with ideas--only I don't exactly know what they are! 
 */

IMHO funny comments are OK, but funny-names or funny-values for variables are horrible:
-Why do we have a String login_is_ok and why does it contain "Listen, I'm not crazy ... yet"?!? +Well, one of the original developers thought it was funny, ROTFL-funny even.
-Aaargh!

Answer 73

I inject a number of things in code that only I think are funny. :)

For example, instead of naming an interface IPacketViewer, I might name it ISeePackets.

Theoretically, I could mention my children's names in method parameters, assuming I was using the Dependency Injection pattern.

Answer 74

To combat out project being offshored to Cambodia we try to include the occasional reference that other cultures might not understand.

i.e.

To find the parent site in MOSS:

WhoIsYourDaddy();

Answer 75

In a class to manage several threads:

public Collection getRuns()
{
    return new ArrayList( runs ); //return chinese food
}

Answer 76

I really liked this one :

int OF_THE_JEDI = some value;
// code does something here with var
return OF_THE_JEDI;

Answer 77

double pi = 3; //M:find correct value 

This "inaccuracy" was hidden in the code for about 3 years before I discovered it.

Answer 78

If(true)
   //Just to be sure =)

Lol

Answer 79

I was writing a class to crawl the web so naturally the class definition was like this:

public class WebCrawler //: public SpiderMan, private PeterParker
{
};

Answer 80

My default new JSP text in eclipse used to read: "This is my JSP."

It now reads: "This is my JSP. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Answer 81

I write for a lot of school districts. I tend to keep humor out of my code but my test database has the teachers as the actors that played the Doctor and the students as the various companions over the years.

Answer 82

I once worked on an app that had an interface for auto handling persistence of "dirty" objects. The interface was named...

ICanBeDirty

... and still makes me laugh, the guy who wrote it hadn't even realized that it was funny when I asked him about it.

Answer 83

die (Strings::get('Obituary') . $e->getMessage());

or

$validArchType = array ('A-Frame', ..., 'McMansion', ...);

or

define ('DEVIANCY_OR_MALFEASANCE', -1);

or

<string key="VICE_PRESIDENT">Just making sure Kathy is paying attention.</string>

Answer 84

This isn't really humor, but I find it funny. This is the fast inverse square root function from the Quake III source code. It uses some crazy hacks to get results that (at least, at the time) are up to four times faster than (float)(1.0/sqrt(x), even though sqrt is usually implemented in assembly.

Line 10 makes me laugh. Maybe it's just how ridiculous the whole thing is, and I can see John Carmack laughing while writing something so strange.

float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
    long i;
    float x2, y;
    const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

    x2 = number * 0.5F;
    y  = number;
    i  = * ( long * ) &y;  // evil floating point bit level hacking
    i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
    y  = * ( float * ) &i;
    y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
    // y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

    #ifndef Q3_VM
    #ifdef __linux__
     assert( !isnan(y) ); // bk010122 - FPE?
    #endif
    #endif
    return y;
}

Answer 85

In FoxPro:

set bug on

or:

set bug off

Answer 86

In C++:

 #define true false // happy debugging losers

Answer 87

There are some comments that are fun but really useful. I remember one program made with C++ (Visual Studio 4 or 5) where I found the following comment (I translated it for the sake of clarity).

double x = 0.0; // DON´T TAKE THIS OFF!!!

Note that the variable x was not used anywhere. The funny part is that if you deleted the line the program did not compile anymore. The error? If I remember correct it was something about struct alignment.

Answer 88

For the rare occasion I need to raise exceptions, I have reserved a special identifier:

var up:Error = new Error();
throw up;

Answer 89

I don't remember the exact original code and it no longer exists because it was a horrible hack but here's the story:

It was shipping date and we still had some "cleanup" to do, the final tests were running and only one, tiny bug was found by the tester: randomnly, when the user reloaded the application with the command "[app_name] reload" he couldn't get back the prompt and had to press Ctrl+C (the reloading worked fine, just the prompt didn't return sometimes).

The application was run by a bash script that managed more than one child process in the background, and to identify the current in scope process we named it as "me".

So we came up with the brilliant idea to kill the child process that do the reload after it was done:

doReloadInBackground
sleep(5) # Aproximately time taken to reload the application
kill $me # , please

It was a rather stressful day...

Answer 90

From the C++ standard headers included with Mingw (and perhaps others...)

basic_ios.h:
*  @return  A bit pattern (well, isn't everything?)

basic_string.h:
*  Documentation?  What's that?

Answer 91

char coal;
short cut;
long way;
float assets;
string tanga;
double penetration;
object slide;

UserPermissionException up = new UserPermissionException();
throw up;  // lol

return off;// the Jedi;

Answer 92

from OpenRasta

public interface IHas : INoIzObject {}

Answer 93

A friend of mine uses this status message when he's asleep :)

while(awake) sheep++;

Answer 94

I wrote baNdit, a Firefox extension that adds a lot of useful features to banniNation.com. One of the features is marking posts that have scores above a certain threshold with an image, or if you've told it to pay attention to a particular user, it'll mark the post with a different image. The name of the function that handles this is:

PublicDefenderChristineSullivan : function() {

Google it if you don't get the reference.

Answer 95

acceptable usage of breaks and contunues in java:

dance:
while(some_bool){
    //something in loop
    ...
    if(some_condition)
        break dance;
}

and:

the_assault:
while(something){
    //body
    ...
    if(condition)
        continue the_assault;
}

or something to that effect.

Answer 96

<?php $_GET['rich'] or die('trying'); ?>

Answer 97

Scott Meyers in comp.lang.c++.moderated:

using namespace std; // so sue me

Answer 98

I tend to name temporary classes, scripts, and variables as "mattayu". As in:

public class Mattayu
{
   ... some temporary coding to be used and thrown away
}

I actually had someone ask once, "What's a 'mattayu'?"

To which the answer is, naturally, "What'sa matter me? What'sa matter YOU???"

Answer 99

At my employer, we've named our databases and some of the machines in your development environment after The Big Lebowski characters and common themes.

For instance...

"TheRug", "TheBriefcase", "Donny" and "Walter"

I won't elaborate on what is exactly named after the infamous rug, but I will say that it LITERALLY ties the room together...or in this context, our production environment.

Answer 100

I was writing a bejeweled clone, and I had functions for destroying (killing) and restoring (ressurecting) jewels from a pool. So I once wrote something like this:

Jewel* jesus = RessurectJew();

Answer 101

It's just a comment but I couldn't help myself.

def this_is_recrawl(config):
    """SPARTAAAAAA"""

    if config.has_option("global", "recrawl"):
        return config.getboolean("global", "recrawl"):

    return False

Answer 102

In a debugging session with colleagues I said "set the break to 0xC0FFEE", meaning: "Let's go for a coffee break."

Answer 103

abstract class Sex {

}

class SexWoMen  extends Sex {
   long duration;
}

class SexMen  extends Sex {
   byte duration;
}

Answer 104

Some code for sending emails

//Let's take care of the email body
StringBuilder bodyBuilder = new StringBuilder();

Answer 105

A collection of my favorites (I hope someone actually reads this):

/**
 * @file: getport.cpp
 * @author:
 */
// No wonder he didn't write his name above this crap. I wouldn't.

// If we can't divide by zero, we have to use something very similar:
m = v / 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001;

// window destructor
Window::~Window() {
    // wait for the window to close, it's cold outside
    pthread_join(thread1, NULL);
    endwin();
}

Thread.Sleep(2000);
// This is for pure effect, the algorithm is so fast
// that no one would actually believe it

def AVeryCleverFunctionThatCalculatesIfTheNumberGivenByEntryWidgetIsReallyAPrimeNumberOrItIsDividableByAnotherNumberOtherThanFirstPlusNumberWhoseDistanceFromZeroIsEqualToOneOrByItself:

def parseRESData:
    # pornhub.com
    return FALSE;

Not even one of these is actually mine, but I consider them so freaking hilarious I have to share with you :-)

Answer 106

I like to name objects and methods after religious and mythological entities. Examples:

// class for search engine
// St. Anthony of Padua is the Catholic patron saint of lost things
public class StAnthony

// destroy and reconstruct test db
void Shiva()  // Hindu god of destruction
void Brahma() // Hindu god of creation

// close the program
// Ousoos is a giant from Arabic mythology associated with clothes.
// Clothes <~> close
void Ousoos()

Answer 107

Just for fun, I named one of my methods as such:

tell_the_user_that_the_program_has_like_totally_finished_doing_its_thang_by_calling_this_butt_long_method_name_man

Answer 108

In a menu control i found the following comment

if (_isPage) // If you are a page, you are steril and can't have childrens
    HasChildren = false;