What is your favorite "programmer" t-shirt?

Answer 1

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Answer 2

I'm a real programmer. I'm too fat to wear t-shirts.

Answer 3

This shirt:

Based on this comic:

Answer 4

Answer 5

I'm Not Really a Wizard, I Just Use Python

From PyCon 2007

Answer 6

Still my favorite shirt (from now-defunct Codebug.com):

Never write a line of code that anybody else can understand.

Answer 7

Back when it looked like Apple might discontinue Objective-C in favor of Java, some wags printed shirts emblazoned with:

[objective-c retain];

Answer 8

Google SREs all got t-shirts that read

I have root @google

Simple & bad-ass.

Answer 9

Answer 10

Think Globally. Act Within Local Variable Scope.

Answer 11

I see dead pixels :)

Answer 12

I've always wanted a shirt that used MS's phrase from msdn: "This behavior is by design"

Answer 13

If you can read it, the message isn't meant for you.

Answer 14

"If all else fails, manipulate the data"

Answer 15

I have a tee shirt that I wear when leading tech classes.

It is just "/nev/dull"

Answer 16

XKCD : "Everybody stand back! I know Regular Expressions" :)

Answer 17

I like this one: free the mallocs

Answer 18

I also have another one that says "If at first you don't succeed, burn the evidence.", one that says "I void warranties" and another that says sudo tail -f /dev/null | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n | cowsay -n...and so on and so on.

Answer 19

They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.

Answer 20

This for all those who are in to Code Generation

"Generator generates the generated code"

Answer 21

These two are nice for caffeine junkies:

Answer 22

I have an ancient shirt that reads:

• Macintosh for Productivity
• Linux for Development
• Palm for Mobility
• Windows for Solitaire

The reference to Palm dates it (long before iPhone - or maybe it was enormously prescient and predicting the Palm Pre).

Answer 23

One that has the following text written: "It's not a bug. It's a feature!"

Answer 24

My friend and I in college had this idea, never put it on a shirt though.

Nobody likes a deadbeat parent process. Please fork() responsibly.

Answer 25

Here's a collection of Tcl-wear:

• http://www.nyx.net/~tpoindex/tcl-wear/index.html

and shirts that go way back, at the digibarn:

• http://www.digibarn.com/collections/tshirts/big-t-collection/index.html

and my personal favorite, for obvious reasons:

Answer 26

Anything from xkcd store or thinkgeek.com

Answer 27

I get mine printed myself. My favourite ones are

/* programmers */
do {
    it();
} while (1);

and one that has my initials in ASCII binary.

I also have one that simply says "THAT SOFTWARE WOMAN" which was how a client once referred to me when he couldn't remember my name, and I thought it was quite a good way to refer to me really :-)

Answer 28

Knuth is my homeboy

Answer 29

Answer 30

There's no place like 127.0.0.1:

http://images0.cafepress.com/product/56741660v4%5F480x480%5FFront%5FColor-Black.jpg

Answer 31

Not available commercially.

Answer 32

There's only one that fits the bill:

Answer 33

My favorite:

Answer 34

A few years ago, NewTek had a shirt at a GDC that said "Piss Off, I'm Coding." On the back of the shirt, of course.

Answer 35

Answer 36

A classic programmer's t-shirt!

Answer 37

Idiot Inside

Answer 38

best ever Maternity shirt

Answer 39

Half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.

Answer 40

I'd love to have this one:

Answer 41

Answer 42

Now this is my kind of logic!!!

http://images4.cafepress.com/product/43693004v12_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg