When we one day shed our mortal coil, what would you like inscribed on your headstone?
I think mine would be:
___________ / \ / Ray Booysen \ | | | IDisposable | | | | 1982 2009 | | |
When we one day shed our mortal coil, what would you like inscribed on your headstone?
I think mine would be:
___________ / \ / Ray Booysen \ | | | IDisposable | | | | 1982 2009 | | |
It would depend on the circumstances of my demise.
"Normal" death of old age:
exit(0);
Sudden, untimely or tragic death:
exit(1);
"I smacked my head into the screen, until my skull was bust, For where I thought it should be minus, sadly it was plus."
Good programmers never die... they just become zombie processes.
Mine's going to say just one word: Oops!
Or: I guess it was a bug...
As an old windows developer, just a blue screen will be enough. No text (Kiss).
If only medicine would have been as fast as my m4d c0d1ng 5k|llz.
if(flowers==1)
{echo "Welcome to my tombstone! I hope you enjoy your visit"}
else
{echo "Where are mah flowers?"}
this.Dispose()
or maybe
01100111011011110110111101100100011000100111100101100101
Last Words: "Oh come on! Its not like this killing machine I just created is going to turn on its own creator and k....GAK!!!"
OR
Last Words: "Double checking your pointers before compiling is for sissies."
I would like to have this on there: BSOD boobs
Exception in thread "me" humanity.life.NullPointerException
at Humanity.procreate(body.cell:42)
at Humanity.learn(body.cell:435)
at Humanity.grow(body.cell:43)
at Humanity.main(body.cell:5)
Hmmm
switch (Religion)
{
case "christian":
if (good)
{
Thread heaven = new Thread(new ThreadStart(delegateEnterPearlyGates));
heaven.Start();
}
else
{
Thread hell = new Thread(new ThreadStart(delegateLakeOfFire));
hell.Start();
}
break;
case "buddhist":
case "hindu":
return;
default: //also to include atheists and agnostics
life = null;
break;
}
C:\returntolife
'returntolife' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
"I've finally stopped getting dumber."
Came across this one today while reading about Paul Erdős
//Here lies a code monkey
//He compiled, he executed, he crashed
//REST IN PIXELS
Java Programmers don't die...they simply wait for garbage colleciton to happen!!
As anagram enthusiast, mine would be:
______________
/ \
/ Systempuntoout \
| |
| LIFE NOT FOUND |
| |
| 1975 2010 |
| |
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <unistd.h>
int main ()
{
pid_t child_pid;
child_pid = fork ();
if (child_pid > 0) {
sleep (FOREVER);
}
else {
exit (0);
}
return 0;
}