When we one day shed our mortal coil, what would you like inscribed on your headstone?
I think mine would be:
___________ / \ / Ray Booysen \ | | | IDisposable | | | | 1982 2009 | | |
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A:
It would depend on the circumstances of my demise.
"Normal" death of old age:
exit(0);
Sudden, untimely or tragic death:
exit(1);
Adam Bellaire
2009-02-02 13:09:55
Need to put that into your will. ;)
Ray Booysen
2009-02-02 13:11:56
Should that be abort() ?
Andrei Taranchenko
2009-02-02 15:32:18
Don't you mean EXIT_FAILURE? According to the standard, it's not necessarily 1. ;)
Derrick Turk
2010-04-11 21:55:13
+5
A:
"I smacked my head into the screen, until my skull was bust, For where I thought it should be minus, sadly it was plus."
jheriko
2009-02-02 13:19:40
+12
A:
Good programmers never die... they just become zombie processes.
Mark Renouf
2009-02-02 13:19:48
+1
A:
Mine's going to say just one word: Oops!
Or: I guess it was a bug...
BenAlabaster
2009-02-02 13:23:13
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
annakata
2009-02-02 15:15:32
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As an old windows developer, just a blue screen will be enough. No text (Kiss).
Gamecat
2009-02-02 13:27:01
Shouldn't that be an error? Warnings are for revertible conditions.
Aaron Digulla
2009-02-02 13:52:44
good point ! forgot that depth = 0 and subtract ... or maybe I want a tomb instead of a coffin ? ... nah ... it's just a bug .... criminy ... I need a debugger even in the afterlife !! :)
Scott Vercuski
2009-02-02 15:18:49
@sqook: I think it would be 'height -= 6.0' and 'depth += 6.0'. Surley the variable name has that implication? Also the units are missing... :)
paul
2009-03-03 07:36:35
+2
A:
If only medicine would have been as fast as my m4d c0d1ng 5k|llz.
Aaron Digulla
2009-02-02 13:53:50
+3
A:
if(flowers==1)
{echo "Welcome to my tombstone! I hope you enjoy your visit"}
else
{echo "Where are mah flowers?"}
mvrak
2009-02-02 14:21:56
A:
nickf
2009-02-02 14:51:36
A:
this.Dispose()
or maybe
01100111011011110110111101100100011000100111100101100101
ZombieSheep
2009-02-02 14:54:51
+1
A:
Last Words: "Oh come on! Its not like this killing machine I just created is going to turn on its own creator and k....GAK!!!"
OR
Last Words: "Double checking your pointers before compiling is for sissies."
Mostlyharmless
2009-02-02 15:03:23
+2
A:
I would like to have this on there: BSOD boobs
Interactive Development Corp
2009-02-02 15:32:46
+1
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Exception in thread "me" humanity.life.NullPointerException
at Humanity.procreate(body.cell:42)
at Humanity.learn(body.cell:435)
at Humanity.grow(body.cell:43)
at Humanity.main(body.cell:5)
Hmmm
Sybiam
2009-02-02 15:34:15
+11
A:
switch (Religion)
{
case "christian":
if (good)
{
Thread heaven = new Thread(new ThreadStart(delegateEnterPearlyGates));
heaven.Start();
}
else
{
Thread hell = new Thread(new ThreadStart(delegateLakeOfFire));
hell.Start();
}
break;
case "buddhist":
case "hindu":
return;
default: //also to include atheists and agnostics
life = null;
break;
}
keithwarren7
2009-02-03 22:04:34
A:
C:\returntolife
'returntolife' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.
Jason Miesionczek
2009-02-04 12:34:58
+6
A:
"I've finally stopped getting dumber."
Came across this one today while reading about Paul Erdős
Evgeny
2009-03-03 02:54:25
A:
RobH
2009-03-04 01:23:42
+1
A:
//Here lies a code monkey
//He compiled, he executed, he crashed
//REST IN PIXELS
Kamal
2009-12-24 12:02:29
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Java Programmers don't die...they simply wait for garbage colleciton to happen!!
Suraj Chandran
2010-02-05 08:36:07
A:
As anagram enthusiast, mine would be:
______________
/ \
/ Systempuntoout \
| |
| LIFE NOT FOUND |
| |
| 1975 2010 |
| |
systempuntoout
2010-04-11 21:28:35
A:
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <sys/types.h>
#include <unistd.h>
int main ()
{
pid_t child_pid;
child_pid = fork ();
if (child_pid > 0) {
sleep (FOREVER);
}
else {
exit (0);
}
return 0;
}
aduric
2010-04-11 22:26:59